Hahahaqim

When you’re too lazy to actually walk down the stairs, so you have demons drag you.

yes. well.

Every time I finish a book,

I feel like I’ve lost a part of me and just sit there feeling empty

(Source: laugh-until-you-drop)

At my funeral when they’re lowering me into the ground i demand they play drop it like its hot

(Source: want-to-laughh)

When you look forward to something and it doesn’t happen.

(Source: terran-republic)

“You spend too much time on the internet”

(Source: epic-humor)

When I’m having a bad day, and someone gives me a compliment

I’m just like,

(Source: whatshouldwecallme)

Are you a blogger? NO…

I’m a REblogger

(Source: horanme)

Cookies are baked, not cooked. Shouldn’t they be called bakies?

(Source: me-is-very-hungry-for-the-games)

When in your room listening to music and that one song comes on.

(Source: 01023659)

When I fake being mad at my friends and walk away like

(Source: mcadicta)

the best part of summer is that you dont even care that its sunday

i wish everyone i hated would turn into fries so i could eat them

(Source: fatggot)

When you’re dressed so good and someone asks why you’re dressed like that

(Source: despicable-blog)

When you’re in class and your friend says something to you, but YOU get in trouble for it…

(Source: tiffanyisboring)

When you’re at a friend’s house and you break something

(Source: c-ongelou)